And if you turn to the left you'll see where I keep all of my fucks......If I had any.
I kinda wanna join Alice, ya know, the girl in the blue dress.
my favourite beatles fact is that when they first performed on the ed sullivan show the us crime rate dropped to a 50-year low because 40% of the american population tuned in to watch them
the story of how george lost his virginity to a prostitute in hamburg and how john, paul, and pete, who were in the room at the time, all cheered and applauded when he was done is a close second though
me playing online games
So yeah life sucks ya know. And when you can’t find one single writing utensil to help pave way through the madness via pen on paper it gets pretty sad. Not gonna lie
you’re important to me you piece of shit
WELL lost my cool guys, it was pretty awesome not gonna lie, I haven’t cried in ages. Felt kinda nice tho 😂
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
Yo I don’t even care if 97.3845% of the stories on here are made up y’all are creative as fuck and have me laughing more than anyone irl A+++ job keep on lying and doing your thing
theres just some people you wanna do drugs with
i wipe my own ass.